Category: Girlfriend

Sonos Bluetooth Speaker

Sonos Bluetooth Speaker

These Sonos Bluetooth speakers are really cool. First off, they have phenomenal sound; second, they are wireless using Bluetooth, and WiFi. This thing will actually create it's own WiFi network in your house to ensure uninterrupted streaming; and third, if you have more than one speaker, you can configure them all in ...

Boyfriend Body Pillow

Boyfriend Body Pillow

For those long scary nights when you don't have your man to cuddle up with, this boyfriend body pillow is the perfect substitute. Curl up in his arm and drift away to sleep in no time, just like the girl in the picture. The boyfriend body pillow does not snore, fart, roll, sweat, kick, or punch - actually making a ...

Dog Sofa Bed

Dog Sofa Bed

Do your dogs hog the sofas? I know mine do. As soon as I stand up from my seat the dogs curl up into the tightest balls possible in my spot, in a futile attempt to prevent me from kicking them off the couch. Well now your dogs have a couch of their own with this faux leather couch bed.

Donkey Kong Jenga

Donkey Kong Jenga

We already established that regular Jenga is just boring - Donkey Kong themed Jenga on the other hand…yipeeee! For anyone who has played the original Donkey Kong game, you all know the hatred that builds up for Donkey Kong as he continuously kills you sending you back to the beginning. Now experience that again except ...

Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder

Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder

Who doesn't want a medieval knight in shining armour holding their toilet paper for them while they wipe poop off their butts? Ladies step right up, this is easily the most valiant and nobel knight you will ever see. Despite what you think of your husband, no man will ever sit there and pass you toilet paper while you ...

iPhone 6 Bulletproof Screen Protector

iPhone 6 Bulletproof Screen Protector

This iPhone screen protector can literally take a drill bit, a knife, a screwdriver...AND A BULLET without getting a single scratch on it (well probably not the bullet, but everything else checks out). It’s not like most protectors where they will get scratched but leave the phone screen unscathed – this Holy Grail ...

Magnetic Silly Putty

Magnetic Silly Putty

This is silly putty 2.0. If this was a Pokemon, it would be the evolved form of silly puddy. This stuff is like sentient silly puddy…well not quite, but it is pretty fricken cool. The silly puddy is slightly magnetic and sort of oozes towards metals like a disgusting creature and absorbs them as if it's eating them ...

Osprey Waterproof Backpack

Osprey Waterproof Backpack

These Osprey backpacks are the best backpacks you can buy. Sure it's not the flashiest and may not have the most pockets or features, but it's got it where it counts. Lifetime warranty. LIFETIME. On a backpack? That's unheard of. Most usually come with a Camelback as well, along with rain cover that is stored in the ...

Dragon Stud Ear Cuff

Dragon Stud Ear Cuff

WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?! Oh wait here they are on my ears. These cool dragon ear cuffs wrap around your ears, and have a stud in them so it actually looks like a dragon has flown/crawled through your ear lobe. Cool. A great gift for the aspiring Daenerys Stormborn Mother of Dragons on your list, or your rebellious ...

Sexy Harley Quinn Costume

Sexy Harley Quinn Costume

Is Harley Quinn sexy? She is kind of a bad girl… who dresses up like a sexy court jester. She is every man from the 1800's dream girl, just as the cosplay girls are most guys' dream nowadays. If you are a fan of the Joker and his devilish girlfriend, this Harley Quinn costume is perfect for you (or your girlfriend's) ...

Monster Contact Lenses

Monster Contact Lenses

Do you want to scare the living bajesus out of every man woman and child with just one look? Well these are contacts are perfect for keeping people running away from you screaming and crying in all directions, by making you look like some sort of ancient greek monster - maybe a halloween costume perhaps? Halloween ...

Daft Punk Costumes

Daft Punk Costumes

Do you ever wonder if the actual Daft Punk guys are in those masks? They could so easily pull the “Dread Pirate Roberts” thing from The Princess Bride, where it’s not actually the same guy – he just keeps the name and hence the reputation. Now with these Daft Punk costumes, you can pretend that you are the real ...

Hello Kitty Rear View Mirror Cover

Hello Kitty Rear View Mirror Cover

The perfect gift for the tween girl who just cannot get enough Hello Kitty in their life. Hell(o) even I love my hello kitty; so much so that I need a rear-view mirror attachment for my car so that now when I’m driving I can see the creepy cartoon kitten staring back at me. If this gets too popular, vehicle ...

Teddy Bear Coat

Teddy Bear Coat

This bear coat is slightly more adorable than the other version (men's bear coat), as indicated by the cute Asian girl occupying the jacket holding two adorable teddy bears. Ok who am I kidding wayyy more adorable, but slightly less manly. Which can be a good thing depending on what you are going for. This bear coat ...