Category: Boyfriend

Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder

Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder

Who doesn't want a medieval knight in shining armour holding their toilet paper for them while they wipe poop off their butts? Ladies step right up, this is easily the most valiant and nobel knight you will ever see. Despite what you think of your husband, no man will ever sit there and pass you toilet paper while you ...

iPhone 6 Bulletproof Screen Protector

iPhone 6 Bulletproof Screen Protector

This iPhone screen protector can literally take a drill bit, a knife, a screwdriver...AND A BULLET without getting a single scratch on it (well probably not the bullet, but everything else checks out). It’s not like most protectors where they will get scratched but leave the phone screen unscathed – this Holy Grail ...

Official DC Superhero Cufflinks

Official DC Superhero Cufflinks

As a huge superhero fan, these official DC Comics superhero cufflinks are pretty much the coolest and only accessory you need for your groomsmen, or just your every day attire. I never really thought about it until I saw pictures of these things, but I'm pretty sure I just decided I'm having a superhero themed ...

Magnetic Silly Putty

Magnetic Silly Putty

This is silly putty 2.0. If this was a Pokemon, it would be the evolved form of silly puddy. This stuff is like sentient silly puddy…well not quite, but it is pretty fricken cool. The silly puddy is slightly magnetic and sort of oozes towards metals like a disgusting creature and absorbs them as if it's eating them ...

Osprey Waterproof Backpack

Osprey Waterproof Backpack

These Osprey backpacks are the best backpacks you can buy. Sure it's not the flashiest and may not have the most pockets or features, but it's got it where it counts. Lifetime warranty. LIFETIME. On a backpack? That's unheard of. Most usually come with a Camelback as well, along with rain cover that is stored in the ...

Monster Contact Lenses

Monster Contact Lenses

Do you want to scare the living bajesus out of every man woman and child with just one look? Well these are contacts are perfect for keeping people running away from you screaming and crying in all directions, by making you look like some sort of ancient greek monster - maybe a halloween costume perhaps? Halloween ...

Daft Punk Costumes

Daft Punk Costumes

Do you ever wonder if the actual Daft Punk guys are in those masks? They could so easily pull the “Dread Pirate Roberts” thing from The Princess Bride, where it’s not actually the same guy – he just keeps the name and hence the reputation. Now with these Daft Punk costumes, you can pretend that you are the real ...

Rubik’s Cube Keychain

Rubik’s Cube Keychain

“Is that a Rubik’s Cube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” For those of you who just can’t keep your hands off your cubes, this little keychain cube is the perfect companion for bus rides, car trips, or commutes to work. The full sized version is a little inconvenient to carry in your pocket, but this ...

Dog Sleeping Bag

Dog Sleeping Bag

Dubbed “The Barker Bag”, this sleeping bag has an attachable component for your pooch that zips in to your own bag. To me that looks hella uncomfortable for the dogs – I have never seen a dog that would sleep like that all night. Usually they’re completely upside down. And covered in mud. And wet. And smelly. On ...

Circular Ping Pong Table

Circular Ping Pong Table

If hitting a tiny plastic ball with a tiny paddle and landing it on a tiny table wasn’t hard enough already, this new round ping pong table will make sure you never land another shot on the table again. Or for the pros out there who are just too good at regular boring old ping pong, the round table with a spinning net ...

Lightsaber Chopsticks

Lightsaber Chopsticks

The closest thing to becoming a lightsaber master - a lightsaber chopstick master. The evil Sith Lord Darth Sushious will never stand a chance. Well obviously it's sushi and can't actually fight back, but you can still look like a jedi master while you eat delicious Japanese delicacies. And you can make lightsaber ...

Crazy Cooler – Motorized Cooler

Crazy Cooler – Motorized Cooler

Isn't it just the worst when you get yourself a nice cold case of beer (or soda…) for a picnic or an outing of some sort, but you can't keep it cold for long enough? Sure a regular cooler would work but they are so inconvenient and difficult to carry. Someone decided to put 4 wheels and an engine on this cooler, ...

Gym Partner Phone Holder

Gym Partner Phone Holder

This neoprene sleeve holds your wallet and/or phone, keys, and water bottle at the gym - the kicker is that it's magnetic so you don't have to put it down on the dirty ground, you just stick it to a bench or machine. A perfect gift for the workout-aholic, especially when all you got on is short shorts and a ...

8-Bit Holiday Wreath

8-Bit Holiday Wreath

No more pine needles scattered on your front porch, or around the fire place. This awesome 8-bit LED wreath gives your holiday decorations a classic look that will also help you communicate the type of gifts you are hoping to get. Video games. Lots of them. Old school, new school, whatever. So long as they have 8-bit ...