Category: Kids

Giant Jenga

Giant Jenga

Have you ever been playing Jenga and been like “You know what…this Jenga just isn't big enough. I need GIANT JENGA MUWAHAHAHA!” Just look at how happy those two are! You could have this much fun too!  I'm sure there's a drinking game here somewhere, something involving throwing jenga blocks at each other. Or you know, ...

Snow Cone Machine

Snow Cone Machine

Oh hot damn I love me some snow cones. And who doesn’t? On a scorching hot day what does a better job at cooling you off while letting you eat frozen water that’s dripping in sugar? Slurpees ain’t got nothing on home snow-cone machines...unless you had a slurpee machine in your house, that would just be awesome. Also ...

World’s Largest Gummy Worm

World’s Largest Gummy Worm

If I didn't know this was a gummy worm that picture could be very misleading…but thankfully, we do know that this guy is chomping down on the largest retail gummy worm in the world. Just in case your kids weren't getting enough candy as is, stuff this 2.5 pound gummy worm in their mouth and gain yourself about half an ...

Vulcan Hoodie

Vulcan Hoodie

This seemly inconspicuous hoodie just has a giant hand on the front, greeting strangers with either a high five or a wave. But wait! You see a fellow Treky approaching! Unzip the hoodie halfway and you can now greet them with a much more friendly and common hand gesture - the "Live Long and Prosper" Vulcan greeting. A ...

Fart Proof Underwear

Fart Proof Underwear

Their tag line is "Fart with Confidence"…seriously. They call it flatulence underwear. It uses a carbon layer within the underwear to absorb and neutralize the fart odor, which is then reset by washing the underwear. This is basically underwear that lets you fart worry free in public. So ladies, if you have a ...

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Portable Picnic Table

Portable Picnic Table

How many times are you out for a walk and you think to yourself “Man I could go for a picnic right now”. You know like in cartoons where they just pull out a table with a feast all prepared right out of the picnic basket? Now you can have that! This fold out picnic table is as close as it gets at least – doesn’t quite ...

Harley Quinn Costume

Harley Quinn Costume

The more modest and child appropriate version of the Harley Quinn costume. You really do look like a court jester with this full one piece costume - isn't that every girl's dream? I do not suggest this as a Halloween costume though; you are going to get a lot of old people requesting juggling and other weird tricks ...

Waterproof Bluetooth Pool Speaker

Waterproof Bluetooth Pool Speaker

I don't know exactly why you need the music in the pool with you as opposed to sitting beside the pool. I say this as an adult, but actually I bet kids would love this thing. It's shaped like a ball so they can throw it around while it spews their favorite top 40 pop hits as they scream and frolick in the pool. I ...

Powdered Peanut Butter

Powdered Peanut Butter

This is one of the coolest things I've seen in a while. This would be an awesome camping food too - nice and light just bring it on a canoe trip or something with you, and you can just add water from the river as need be. I feel like powdered everything is going to become more popular. First Soylent, now powdered ...

Quadricoptor Drone

Quadricoptor Drone

The Parrot Quadricoptor was the original drone that really revolutionized the market. It came with remote smartphone controls, some pretty wicked self stabilization, and it looked really fricken cool. Before the quadricoptor, sure drones existed, but they were in the form of those cheesy helicoptors those guys fly ...

Hello Kitty Sushi Making Kit

Hello Kitty Sushi Making Kit

If sushi wasn't an Asian enough dish, make some sushi that looks like Hello Kitty and you have probably the most Japanese dish in the world. Maybe this is a Japanese equivalent to Animal Crackers or something you know? You dress up your food in cute and funny shapes to make kids think they are "fun" and taste better? ...

Rainbow Lion King T-shirt

Rainbow Lion King T-shirt

I have wanted to own this t-shirt for years, I don't really know why but I just think it's the coolest shirt you could possibly own. Probably because first off, the Lion King is awesome - IMO the best Disney movie of all time. Secondly, it's a little bit psychedelic; if it was regular colors it would be boring, but ...

UV Toothbrush Case

UV Toothbrush Case

Are you OCD about the possibility of germs being everywhere and on everything? Ever think that all those movies about a killer virus wiping out half of mankind creating an apocalyptic world are ture? Me too! That's why I use a UV toothbrush case to ensure that my toothbrush will never become a trasporter of deadly ...

SEGA Genesis Classic Game Console

SEGA Genesis Classic Game Console

I'm not going to lie, I never had a SEGA console. I was always a Nintendo guy: NES, SNES, N64, GameCube, and unfortunately…yes I had faith in the Wii. But I do know that the original SEGA Genesis console was quite powerhouse as well with some iconic game series still around today including the Sonic, and Shinobi ...