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Skee Ball Machine

Skee Ball Machine

Definitely one of my favorite arcade (ish) games of all time. And you can have a skee ball machine in your house. And you can play without smelly carnies breathing down your neck trying to psych you out so you miss and they don't have to give you one of the larger but still equally poor quality stuffed animals. Plus ...

Mario Christmas Tree Ornaments

Mario Christmas Tree Ornaments

If you need to relive the nostalgia of your glory days when life was simple; super Mario was your life outside of school/work, and Kraft Dinner was your primary source of nutrients. With these Super Mario Bros Christmas tree ornaments, you can’t not have a great Christmas, seeing as it’s the most wonderful time of the ...

Harry Potter Daily Prophet Leggings

Harry Potter Daily Prophet  Leggings

For all the Harry Potter fans out there, now you can get your Daily Prophet delivered daily…on your legs! These are easily the coolest leggings I have ever seen, regardless of the fact that they are HP or not. Everything about these leggings is awesome: the quality, the design, the Harry Potter-ness; except for the ...

Walter White Breaking Bad T-shirt

Walter White Breaking Bad T-shirt

Seeing as Breaking Bad is one of the best TV shows of all time (imo), why not have a shirt with a giant picture of the great Heisenberg himself to show your respect. Plus you will get treated like a boss; who wouldn't treat you with respect with that bald head of Walter White shining in your face and his threatening ...

Boyfriend Body Pillow

Boyfriend Body Pillow

For those long scary nights when you don't have your man to cuddle up with, this boyfriend body pillow is the perfect substitute. Curl up in his arm and drift away to sleep in no time, just like the girl in the picture. The boyfriend body pillow does not snore, fart, roll, sweat, kick, or punch - actually making a ...

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Google Chromecast

Google Chromecast

Chromecast is Google's attempt at creating a seamless streaming from your computer to your TV - and it's pretty awesome. About the size of a USB stick this little gift from the Google gods acts as a wireless transmitter, allowing anything on your computer to show up on your TV. It basically upgrades your TV to a smart ...

Bear Coat

Bear Coat

I’ve always wanted a pet bear. Like what if we could breed them to be as small as dogs and we could domesticate them to love us and be man’s next best friend. Well here’s the second best thing – dress up your actual best friend like a bear. This bear coat makes an insanely cool coat for your best friend, and it turns ...

Donkey Kong Jenga

Donkey Kong Jenga

We already established that regular Jenga is just boring - Donkey Kong themed Jenga on the other hand…yipeeee! For anyone who has played the original Donkey Kong game, you all know the hatred that builds up for Donkey Kong as he continuously kills you sending you back to the beginning. Now experience that again except ...

Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder

Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder

Who doesn't want a medieval knight in shining armour holding their toilet paper for them while they wipe poop off their butts? Ladies step right up, this is easily the most valiant and nobel knight you will ever see. Despite what you think of your husband, no man will ever sit there and pass you toilet paper while you ...

iPhone 6 Bulletproof Screen Protector

iPhone 6 Bulletproof Screen Protector

This iPhone screen protector can literally take a drill bit, a knife, a screwdriver...AND A BULLET without getting a single scratch on it (well probably not the bullet, but everything else checks out). It’s not like most protectors where they will get scratched but leave the phone screen unscathed – this Holy Grail ...

Magnetic Silly Putty

Magnetic Silly Putty

This is silly putty 2.0. If this was a Pokemon, it would be the evolved form of silly puddy. This stuff is like sentient silly puddy…well not quite, but it is pretty fricken cool. The silly puddy is slightly magnetic and sort of oozes towards metals like a disgusting creature and absorbs them as if it's eating them ...

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Polaris Razor

Polaris Razor

I know nothing about quadding (is that even a verb?), other than how to flip them (first time riding one I flipped it, haven't gotten on one since). But this thing looks a little more my speed. EVEN FASTER! Well and it has roll bars so you're safe(er) in the event of a rollover. But with the Polaris Razor you can take ...

Dragon Stud Ear Cuff

Dragon Stud Ear Cuff

WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?! Oh wait here they are on my ears. These cool dragon ear cuffs wrap around your ears, and have a stud in them so it actually looks like a dragon has flown/crawled through your ear lobe. Cool. A great gift for the aspiring Daenerys Stormborn Mother of Dragons on your list, or your rebellious ...

Monster Contact Lenses

Monster Contact Lenses

Do you want to scare the living bajesus out of every man woman and child with just one look? Well these are contacts are perfect for keeping people running away from you screaming and crying in all directions, by making you look like some sort of ancient greek monster - maybe a halloween costume perhaps? Halloween ...