For when things get extra sloppy, but you still want to maintain the appearance of a classy B (in your mind at least), get yourself a wine sippy cup. Hell babies use them for liquids, why can’t adults use them? Especially since you’re about 18 times more likely to spill a drink when you are drunk. All alcoholic beverages should be served in sippy cups. No more broken glass, and no more wine stains all over your clothes. Kill two birds with one cup (no sexual joke intended).